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hi my name is jordan but some people call me kelsey

mitch grassi tho..

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wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

(via troyesivan)

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illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

(via zackisontumblr)

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

gothhabibti:

*is texting someone*

Person: hey!!! :3 -.- o.0

Me: my mama says I gotta come home right now immediately

(via mermeme)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

(Source: ahhmylittlekitten, via mermeme)

Wheres my tractor

(Source: ahhmylittlekitten, via mermeme)

fin-nick-o-dair:

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

(Source: emobaria, via joshpeck)

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

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shit

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wow what a douche

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yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

(via chiprnunks)

ultrafacts:

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october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

(Source: pastelbabe2008, via cellexa)

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

(Source: shitposter3000, via cellexa)

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

(Source: vidonias, via zackisontumblr)